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December 17th, 2009 
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It’s that time of year again and what better way to celebrate than with another GGN contest!! And nothing really makes one appreciate the holidays more than a comic about saving Santa from a zombie apocalypse. Right?
I am super excited to announce that the winner of this year’s GGN Geek Carol Contest will win a personalized autographed copy of the Gerry Duggan and Brian Posehn collaboration The Last Christmas! The contest starts today and will end on Friday, December 25th at 11:59pm. w00t
In order to enter, you must rewrite the lyrics of a classic holiday song into a geeky themed carol.
The only requirements are:
1. Rewrite any holiday song into a geeky themed carol
2. Advise of the name of the song (as to the tune of ___ )
3. The geeky carol must contain at least one verse and one chorus
4. Enter it as a comment to this post
Example:
The Zombie Song (as to the tune of The Dreidel Song)
My boyfriend is a zombie
He tried to eat my feet
But now I have a shot gun
Only bullets he will eatOh – zombie zombie boyfriend
I’m sad to see you go
But now your brains are splattered
Into bits upon the snow
Make sure to use your REAL email address in order to receive the awesomeness. Good luck to all who enter!
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Selfless Promotion (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Peter Pixie is a host of Hour 42.
Along with El Secreto – Hey
Don’t You Know?
They talk Superheroes for you!
Along with special guests
Like Kristin from GGN.
The boys really try
So don’t you cry
They fit more than Marvel and DC in.
There must have been some magic
In that formula they found
For when they put it on the air
Listeners came around!
Watching movies or read comics?
Or seen a super hero play?
Be sure to call
And tell them all:
We’ll be on again Sunday!
I was playing a fantasy MMORPG with some friends and I made a goofy 12 Days of Christmas comment, “and a partridge with a trick knee,” in response to one of them going down a list of things. They thought I said “arch-lich with a trick knee.” This lead to re-creating the 12 Days of Christmas to the 12 Dungeon Rooms …
In the first (second, third, etc. depending on the room number) dungeon chamber my GM gave to me a(n)…
1- arch-lich with a trick knee
2- halfling rogues
3- elven zombies
4- acid traps
5- magic rings
6- icy spiders
7- silver dragons
8- healing potions
9- evil archers
10- treasure chests
11- bags of holding
12- vicious kobolds
I’ve got to represent for my (oft-overlooked) geek industry here. So, I proudly present “A/V Industry” to the tune of “Jingle Bell Rock.”
Audio, Video, and VTC
Digital Signs and Plasma TV.
Switchers and speakers and other tech toys…
For the Geek Girls and geek boys!
Wireless, fiber-run or DVI
Composite, component, or HDMI
We’ll make it sound great, look wonderful too
A/V’s what we do!
In your board room or your classroom
we’re with you every day.
In museums, stages, stadiums…
You’ll find our mics, our screens, and our Blu-Ray!
All around, everywhere, part of the norm
in modern society…
A consumer-friendly port in the digital storm…
We’re the Audio…
And the Video…
A/V Industry!
Carol Of The Bat (in the tune of Carol Of The Bells)
Hark see the light,
Up in the night,
It seems to say
Bad guys will pay
Parents are dead
Fucked up my head
Now in the night
I go and fight
Zing! Voop! Sop! Zong!
That is the song
Of fist hitting face
In a dark place
One seems to hear
Shrieks of good cheer
Before he kills
If he so wills
Oh how he smiles
In me he riles
Thoughts of the dead
Must pound his head
Gaily he spits
Blood and some bits
Take him away
I deeply say:
I am, I am, I am, I am Batman
I am, I am, I am, I am Batman
On on they send
On without end
Sane and the mad
Good fights the bad…
Goodbye mom and…dad…
Hehehe, this looks familiar:
http://i-a-m-o.blogspot.com/2009/12/christmas-eve-of-dead.html
[...] originally wrote this as part of a Geek Carol contest for GeekGirls and I liked it so much that I thought I would post it [...]
My ode to the snow:
(sung to the tune of jingle bells)
Oh, we got some snow,
In the Mid-Atlantic States
Ice all on the roads
Sliding all the way
Ha ha ha ha ha
Making drivers suck
Getting by on luck
Oh, what fun it is drive on roads plowed by the state
OHHHH, Snow that fell made Christmas hell
Schools are closed all day
Oh what fun it is to dig and shovel out all this crap
Oh, Snow that fell made Christmas hell
Christmas may be white
But if I don’t get out of here I may really snap
O Mister Spock, to the tune of O Holy Night
—–
O Mister Spock! The Romulans are coming,
To seek revenge by destroying your home.
Pike left the ship and now you are the captain.
But that guy Kirk is your first officer.
You wonder if you should just kill him quickly,
But that would not be very logical.
Nero has struck! Your mother died on Vulcan.
O Spock don’t cry, you can take it out on Kirk;
O Spock, O Mister Spock, Nero will pay!
O Spock, O Mister Spock, Nero will pay!
With Sulu and Chekhov you can find the ship fast,
Though it must suck that you know Kirk was right
Kirk is in charge but you are his Commander
And after all you’re the one Uhura kissed
Together you can take revenge for Vulcan;
And also save the Earth from Nero too.
Kirk may be bold, but you’ll get him back later
O Spock, O Mister Spock, You’ll save the day!
O Spock, O Mister Spock, You’ll save the day!
Come See Avatar (sung to the tune of Little Drummer Boy)
Come, see Avatar, Cameron’s movie
He spent more money, than I’ll ever see
He made the people blue, look like Smurfs to me
He made Pandora, too, it’s very pretty, very pretty, very pretty….
But, the story’s meh, do not want to see
It’s been done before, for much less money
Unobtanium are you kidding me?
Who approved this script, no writers I see, no writers I see, no writers I see…..
Then I saw the film, there goes my money
Cameron you thief….
This is not mine, but it seems apt…
(I hope your comment parser doesn’t parse *anything*, or this will come apart.
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa_claus town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa_claus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town
“The Doctor in The Tardis,” (as to the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful)
The Tardis is coming
To the town of London
Beware all ye citizens
Of monsters from space
Flee from the Daleks
And the cyberme-e-en
The Doctor in the Tardis
The Doctor in the Tardis
The Doctor in the Tardis
Will save earth again
UNIT and Torchwood
Soldiers and their weapons
O scream little children hearing
EX-TER-MIN-ATE
Watch the weeping angels
And don’t you dare blink
The Doctor in the Tardis
The Doctor in the Tardis
The Doctor in the Tardis
Has saved earth again
Oh, I give up. Just go here:
http://baylink.pitas.com/#CAROL
Okay, because I am such a Geek, I made a little slideshow and sang my earlier entry “Come See Avatar”….
http://bit.ly/4Qy2ee
Merry Christmas!
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